1. drowningheta:

    gallifreyburning:

    giraffepoliceforce:

    I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

    They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

    image

    Canada’s time to shine has come

    (via sorry)

     

  2. hipster-trichster:

    brbjellyfishing:

    fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

    i couldn’t if i tried.

    (via sorry)

     

  3. dutchster:

    why do shampoo bottles weigh hardly anything but when you drop them in the shower they turn into a meteor

    (via sorry)

     
  4. lifeisdisney:

    we need to talk about shrek more

    (Source: celaborn, via sorry)

     

  5. religiousdad:

    when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

    image

    (via m0re-issu3s-than-v0gue)

     
  6. stylinson-ofabitch:

    givedeanwinchesterhispie:

    tabiisprecious:

    onthesideoftheotters:

    joshsux:

    nicki in the background 

    oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

    does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

    it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash

    PLUS THE FACT THAT THE CAMERA WENT TO TAYLOR OTHER THAN ANY OTHER CELEBRITY

    (via month0fmay)

     
  7. toxides:

    licklucifer:

    mightxrein:

    jakeybobakey:

    rinthewin:

    caffenespeaks:

    the legend

    This makes me so happy, and yet so sad.

    He was smart, he was a writer (you could tell by his phrasing) and this is something he TRULY cares about. That boy has a heart and he cares. He sees the truth for what it is and he refuses to sit idly and watch as the youth of america just stumbles by.

    BUT the teacher was done. She didn’t care. She was fed up.

    BUT the students were uncaring, even laughing, as this young man walked out

    BUT this video was put online to be deemed as a joke and embarrass that boy.

    THAT is unexceptionable

    THAT is not right.

    If you are this young gentleman  if you are his relative, or if you have ever done something similar.

    I am so proud of you

    To take your opinion and share. NOT ONCE did he threaten her, NOT ONCE did he raise his voice above a proper projection so that the class could hear his words  NOT ONCE did he insult her in any means past how she was behaving with her job. He didn’t undermine her. He didn’t hurt her, and yet he gave his message and left in peace.

    That makes him a true, undeniable, super hero in my eyes.

    Thank you sir.

    My mom, an elementary school teacher, clapped an applauded this boy when I showed this to her.

    That boy is great

    he’s like a glorious thor of literature and education

    That last comment ^ but seriously this needs to be signal boosted or something. It’s so true. I see it happen through out my school. my history teacher does this all the time. We read, do packets and then take a test. It’s ridiculous what education has become.

    (Source: vulgarkid)

     
     
  8. andisbetter:

    Combo the cheese AND popcorn AND you’re really onto something! Kinda like how Ford brings together raw power AND smart technology to create vehicles richer than a melt-in-your-mouth candy bar. AND Is Better is what’s for dinner. 

    (via to0legit)

     
  9. queenofsabah:

    blzitfaget:

    yourstoryisnoteverover:

    The only headline I need to see today.

    Lol me

    😒

    (via to0legit)

     

  10. dylanthescientist:

    princetanaka:

    just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

    (cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

    (Source: princetanaka, via to0legit)

     
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  12. darksnowflakes:

    pleatedjeans:

    “My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

    Assassin’s Creed: Garden edition

    (via to0legit)

     

  13. damn-you-steven-moffat:

    if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

    (Source: bastardalayne, via to0legit)

     
  14. dearheart85:

    Timing’s a bitch

    13.04.14

    (via thatgirlsopinions)

     

  15. claphne:

    whenever I’m traveling I always get tripped out at the fact that this is someone’s actual hometown like they know every back road and how to get everywhere and they’ve probably had tons of memories in this city

    but I’m just someone passing by

    (via life-as-a-day-dreamer)